ALERT ALERT ALERT!

you can get a FREE iPod from apple, either a sexy little iPod mini or one of the brand new 20 gig regular iPods by clicking here:
http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=7459890

i kid you not. here's the catch: you have to sign up for one of their *special offers* (there's about 8 or 10), including free trials of AOL, some tooth whitener, Video Professor, or the insanely easy one: open an eBay account and bid on an item (you don't have to win the item). you also have to refer 5 people to the site.

for this you get a FREE iPod! that's $299 for the regular one or $249 for the mini! aka, a DEAL.

i just KNOW you want to help me get mine by clicking on the link above, even if you're not going to get one of your own. i mean really--it doesn't get any easier than bidding on one item at eBay.

click the link!

updated 29 july to thank annalise and edenrock for stepping up