holy shit, this is funny. i've never been constipated (too much information, i know i know) and now i'm especially glad about that.

in other linkage, you have seen jon stewart on crossfire, yes? jon stewart, calling tucker carlson a dick? jon stewart, calling them partisan hacks and begging them to stop hurting america? jon stewart, refusing to "be [their] monkey"? if you haven't, you should find yourself a bittorrent toute suite. boing boing has links to downloads, transcripts, and analysis here.