i am professor x. who are you?

the ways in which i am not like professor x are, however, striking:

• i am not a man
• i am not bald
• i am not wheelchair bound (though neither is x, in the picture provided)
• i cannot *actually* see into other's minds, much as i would like to
• i would have told jean gray to dump cyclops and get it on with wolverine already because cyclops has a big pole up his ass and hugh jackman is hot.