sneezing cows

a little anecdote:

you know how sometimes you feel like you need to sneeze, but you can't? at some point (high school, maybe?) i started thinking about cows when in that situation, and i was cured. i felt the need to sneeze, i thought about cows, i sneezed. all good.

i realized later that probably, it was just the getting my mind off the sneezing. you know, like when you can't remember something, but as soon as you stop trying to remember it, you do. i don't know where the cow thing in particular came from.

feel free to use this remedy if you wish. lemme know how it works for you.