i got the following very strange but somehow satisfying email to my diaryland address today:

Hi,
Can you help me find Progresso Tuna packed in olive oil. I live in Ocala, Florida. No stores in my area sale Progresso Tuna. It is the only tuna we enjoy. So if you could help point me the right direction on how i can purchase several cases.

Sincerely,
nancy
Ocala, Florida

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