i was relating the following story, about the only conversation i ever had with my mom about sex, to a friend, and realized that ya'll needed to hear these stories. so here it is, first in a series of stories about my life from before i started this diary.

the story of a conversation with my mom about sex

i was in college, dating BJ. he lived in boston, i lived in virginia, and i was flying up to see him. mom was dropping me off at the airport. as we pull up to the arrivals terminal, she says "don't get pregnant."